Timekillers

Top 5 (or 7) Alternative Christmas Songs

There is a (quite uwhstrjp1nscientific) scale of Christmas excitement. It ranges from the Yuletide joy that little children feel from the day they break ajar the first door of their advent calendar, to the urge one gets to spring out of your bed every time a rooftop clatter is heard, right down to the misery that one assumes Santa Claus experiences. "Father Christmas?" you say. Yes, because, if anything, this festive season is a bit of a busman's holiday for old Saint Nick.

I fall somewhere toward the lower end of that spectrum. I'm not full on bah humbug but neither am I the type to yell at young boys to buy me the finest turkey they can. Clearly then, I’m the perfect choice to DJ the Student Punch Christmas party. So here are a few tracks I'd spin that stand as a nice alternative to whatever X-Factor dreck decks the halls this year.

 
   
The Top 5 Swedes to Watch Tonight

Zlatan-Ibrahimovic1The Top 5 Swedes to watch tonight at Wembley!

1. Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Okay, most of the time he looks likea sulking teenager but no one can deny that the lad has talent and when he wants to turn it on he is one of the best strikers in the world.

 

 
   
Top 5 Reasons Ballotelli is Mad

Mario-Balotelli-Manchester-City-Football-PlayerMario Balotelli today claimed his actions off the pitch receive more attention than his achievements on it, and slagged of English newspapers for paying attention to his off-field antics. Balotelli went on to insist 'I'm not mad'

 
   
Top 5 Halloween Films
woman_screamingAaron Short of The Naked and Famous gives his Top 5 Halloween Films

 
   
Simon Lynch - A Life After Football
StudentPunch - A Mix of Everything Student! - Top 5

418F41EF-C55A-D321-61097AC832A1F04DWe all know that not all footballers end up making millions playing in the Premier League and sometimes things out-with their control can result in them having to find an alternative career path. We don’t often hear about what happens to these young players and the trials and tribulations that they face in life after football but occasionally we get an insight into their future prospects and life.

 
   
Shocking Misses
StudentPunch - A Mix of Everything Student! - Top 5

maxi_263_1501_2This weekend might have seen the most goals on a Saturday ever but Sunday saw some shocking misses, most notably Maxi hitting the crossbar from three yards for Liverpool, this isn’t the worst miss ever though. Below are a selection of awful misses from all over the world that makes Maxi’s miss look acceptable.

 
   
Are D***heads cool?
It's a question that has many have asked for years but are d***heads really cool? Well now some lovely people have made a song and video to prove that they are?
 
   
Gone But Not Forgotten

In a new feature we are look at classics that have gone but shouldn’t be forgotten. If you miss that old classic TV show or have a desire to see Furbees brought back then get in touch with suggestions!

 
   
Fluke or Skill
Everyone has been going wild this week for a penalty scored in the U19 European Championship but did the player actually mean it or was it just a massive fluke. Decide for yourself below.
 
   
The Best Goal Celebration Ever!?
Could this be the best Goal Celebration ever? Or have you seen a better on?
 
   
Michael Fish Throwing Shapes For Global Gathering
Everyone over the age of around 12 will remember Michael fish reading the weather. Sadly Michael's day passed with the invention of the hot blonde weather girl but he has been resurrected for a one off appearance at Global Gathering. Michael can certainly still move and it's great to see a festival trying to prepare people on weather conditions for the weekend. Oh, and it's pretty bloody funny still.
 
   
Timekillers
miniskirt- Gone But Not Forgotten - Gems that time has left behind

- A song about D***heads

- Miniskirts to be banned

- Dinosaur Pile Up Interview - Limos driven into Rhinos!

 
   
General Election Punch Quiz
votingWith the big day almost upon us it would be wrong of us not to test you on this particular subject.  The Great Pre-Election Quiz.  If you’re old enough to vote, do you know anything about British politics?
 
   
A Pre Exam Brain Workout

In a bit of a change form our usual quizzes in this edition we have a series of questions that don’t need any general knowledge but will make you use your brains. (If they haven’t been destroyed by drink! – Ed)

 
   

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